"My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'"

-- Henny Youngman

#Doctors Quotes #Cynical Quotes #Wallets Quotes

“There was definitely a period when I just felt out of sync with earth.”
“Every so often, a painter has to destroy painting. Cezanne did it, Picasso did it with Cubism. Then Pollock did it. He busted our idea of a picture all to hell. Then there could be new paintings again.”
“[F]riends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you to manage your own.”
“The game was easy for me as a kid. I had to play a while to find out how hard it is.”
“Acquaintance; companion; One dear brilliant woman; The best-endowed, the elect, All by their youth undone, All, all, by that inhuman Bitter glory wrecked.”
“I don't think the idea of homosexuality is really taboo any more. Our culture is evolving. This is an exciting time to be living.”
“Kindness. The only possible method when dealing with a living creature. You'll get nowhere with an animal if you use terror, no matter what its level of development may be. That I have maintained, do maintain and always will maintain. People who think you can use terror are quite wrong. No, no, terror is useless, whatever its colour â€“ white, red or even brown! Terror completely paralyses the nervous system.”

Source : Mikhail Bulgakov (2005). “The Heart of a Dog”, Vintage Books USA
“Raphael and Titian seem to have looked at Nature for different purposes; they both had the power of extending their view to the whole; but one looked only for the general effect as produced by form, the other as produced by colour.”

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