"People don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary."

-- Jim Norton

#People Quotes #Mind Quotes #Negative Quotes

“Whatever we put out, it's coming back to us. The universe keeps a perfect set of books.”
“Life is a perspective and for me, if a human being has access to school, clean water, food, proper health care, that is the basis of human rights.”
“One has to watch out for engineers. They begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.”
“The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure.”
“There was something very special about Doctor Who, and I did miss it a lot.”
“At what point does a fly give up trying to escape through a closed windowâ€“do its survival instincts keep it going until it is physicaly capable of no more,or does it eventualy learn after one crash too many that there is no way out? At what point do you decide that enough is enough?”

Source : "Forbidden". Book by Tabitha Suzuma, 2010.
“Here in England, everyone's a pop star, innit, whereas in America they believe in the term artist.”
“I have body hang-ups - but I work the best of what I've got.”

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