"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

-- David Letterman

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“Growing up in Huntington Beach, you were either a traditional sports athlete, a skateboarder, or a surfer. I got my first skateboard when I was five and skated off and on over the years, did a little BMX racing as a kid, and then in my freshman or sophomore year I started getting a little bit more into skateboarding.”

Source : Interview with Kenneth Plume, www.ign.com. October 2, 2000.
“The French believe that all errors are distant, someone else's fault. Americans believe that there is no distance, no difference, and therefore that there are no errors, that any troubles are simple misunderstandings, consequent on your not yet having spoken English loudly enough.”

Source : Adam Gopnik (2000). “Paris to the Moon”, Random House Incorporated
“I would never sacrifice my individual beliefs as a citizen to my corporate responsibilities.”
“Until you change the way money works, you change nothing.”

Source : Michael C. Ruppert (2009). “A Presidential Energy Policy: Twenty-five Points Addressing the Siamese Twins of Energy and Money”
“There is no such thing as perfection, there are only standards. And after you have set a standard you learn that it was not high enough. You want to surpass it.”
“We don't have all the answers ... as we get older, our bodies need repair.”
“Even when I was with Arista records, which was the freest part of my career, you still have to run a lot of stuff by committee whether it's a budget, or the album artwork, or how may songs you get to record. This was total freedom. We had nobody to answer to. We didn't have to get anything approved.”
“Sleeping on it didn't make accepting it any easier. It seemed like a really bad dream.”

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