"Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD"

-- Doug Stanhope

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“What counts is results, and there can be no doubt that the Soviet planning system has been a powerful engine for economic growth...The Soviet model has surely demonstrated that a command economy is capable of mobilizing resources for rapid growth.”
“Ye are God's building -- All hands of the glorious Trinity are at work in this building. The Father chose the objects of mercy, and gave them to the Son to be redeemed; the Son purchased redemption for them; and the Holy Ghost applies the purchased redemption unto them.”
“In communications, familiarity breeds apathy.”
“You'll have a large amount of people going into DNA.”
“I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting.”
“Good things could happen to not so bad people.”

Source : Mike Gayle (2002). “My Legendary Girlfriend”, p.96, Broadway Books
“I see that I must give what I most need.”

Source : Anne Michaels (2010). “Fugitive Pieces”, p.292, Emblem Editions
“These maxims and the art of interpreting them may be said to constitute the premisses of science but I prefer to call them our scientific beliefs. These premisses or beliefs are embodied in a tradition, the tradition of science.”

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