"You look like a diabetic strip club owner."

--

Source : "Anthony Bourdain Roast: Star Gets Bashed By Rachael Ray, Guy Fieri And More At New York Wine & Food Festival (NSFW)" by Carey Polis, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 12, 2012.

Jim Norton

#Looks Quotes #Clubs Quotes #Owners Quotes

“I did almost every job in the bank. It was real life, waking up in the morning, putting on a suit and tie and then having to go to work.”
“One cannot help but be in awe when [one] contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality.”
“Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another.”
“Only three things are infinite. The sky in its stars, the sea in its drops of water, and the heart in its tears.”

Source : Gustave Flaubert, Francis Steegmuller (1980). “The Letters of Gustave Flaubert: 1830-1857”, p.52, Harvard University Press
“[Kierkegaard] did not care for large public events because every crowd is in itself an untruth. The only way out is isolation, aloofness. Only the individual is a reality and only the individual is true. Maybe the process of isolation in an individual is one of the most important matters that exists. Is not the whole point of this world for people to separate and become individuals?”
“The chief problem with television is that, for those who watch it consistently, it undermines and eventually destroys the ability to think. This is because it communicates primarily images, not by words, and words are necessary if we are to perceive logical connections and make judgments as to what is right and wrong.”
“A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway.”
“Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.”

You may also like:

Bill Burr
Comedian
Colin Quinn
Stand-up comedian
Dave Attell
Comedian
Jim Jefferies
Stand-up comedian
Joe Rogan
Stand-up comedian
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Rich Vos
Comedian
Patrice O'Neal
Stand-up comedian
Bonnie McFarlane
Comedian