"My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English."

-- Margaret Cho

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“It is high time to compel man by the might of right to give woman her political, legal and social rights. She will find her own sphere in accordance with her capacities, powers and tastes; and yet she will be woman still.”

Source : Ernestine Louise Rose (2008). “Mistress of herself: speeches and letters of Ernestine L. Rose, early women's rights leader”, The Feminist Press at CUNY
“It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what it does. It really shaves off the years.”
“I would like to feel that I have a range and that it's not just a matter of being a comic actor or a serious actor, because those are really artificial classifications, I think.”
“Sometimes, people trying to commit suicide manage it in a manner that leaves them breathless with astonishment.”
“An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.”
“The person who gives with a smile is the best giver because God loves a cheerful giver.”
“For know that all the inferior Creatures when hurt do cry and send forth the complaints to their Maker or grand Fountain whence they proceeded.”
“You might make that a double.”

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