"I'm not a ***** user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't."

-- Doug Stanhope

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“I think every young child can learn through any martial art. They would then learn to respect their life, respect their parents, respect their country, and respect the whole world.”
“A bar would not be a good career move for you.”
“The day I got called up to the majors I wasn't feeling well. I had gone out with my friends for 'sodas' the night before.”
“often when I thought I joked, I told the truth, afraid to speak it except in jest.”
“Some are like the Moon, good looking, but only when they're away from you.”
“Our world has evolved and grown more technologically savvy. Lawmakers need to adjust to these changes.”
“There was a note on my dressing room table that said, Call Neil Young.”
“Some day I will be better remembered.”

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