"A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party."

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Doug Stanhope

#Jobs Quotes #Real Quotes #Party Quotes

“Nourished people, people who love and care for themselves, are also more efficient and nicer to be around. When you give yourself permission to relax, people will feel more relaxed around you; your environment will become more harmonious. Balance - between work and pleasure, giving and receiving, seriousness and levity - creates a happy healthy life.”

Source : Kathy Freston (2012). “Quantum Wellness: A Step-by-Step Guide to Health and Happiness”, p.149, Random House
“Letting an emotion move through you is healthy. Letting an emotion define you is not.”

Source : Chip Conley (2012). “Emotional Equations: Simple Truths for Creating Happiness + Success”, p.31, Simon and Schuster
“...the Blessed will see their friends and relations among the damned as often as they like but without the least of compassion.”
“The world is as good as you are. You've got to learn to like yourself first.”
“Our worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.”
“The modern essay has regained a good deal of its literary status in our time, much to the credit of Joseph Epstein.”
“Technology alone isn't enough. To really get the money shots, it's down to being in the right place at the right time.”
“I was raised in cities but I was raised in Texas, so there's a certain amount of connection to the earth.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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