"I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?"

-- Ted Alexandro

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“Our prayer cannot be reduced to an hour on Sundays. It is important to have a daily relationship with the Lord.”
“You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person.”
“I feel good when I stir something with a spurtle, but I don't make porridge very much in London.”
“I've always been a good flier. I love the whole experience.”
“I have pledged - to you, the rating agencies and myself - to always run Berkshire with more than ample cash. We never want to count on the kindness of strangers in order to meet tomorrow's obligations. When forced to choose, I will not trade even a night's sleep for the chance of extra profits.”
“Great is the victory, but the friendship of all is greater.”
“Discriminate, discriminate, and again discriminate! Be fastidious. Choose. Select.”
“Can you remember how you felt when you were communicating through your artwork? Not just the sense of completion, but the sense of rightness- the sense that you had brought to life something that could live beyond your sphere of being, that held in it far more potential than you ever realized you were imbuing in the work?”

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