"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."

-- Johnny Carson

#Successful Quotes #Years Quotes #Married Quotes

“Liberals retain a totemic attachment to the Freudian idea that traumatic toilet training is destiny.”
“Having been an oncologist and having cared for scores, if not hundreds, of dying patients, when you don't have a treatment that can shrink the tumor and the patient will die, it's a very difficult conversation. It's emotionally draining.”
“I found out that the things that hurt us the most can become the fuel and the catalyst that propel us toward our destiny. It will either make you bitter or it will make you better.”
“The test of a government is not how popular it is with the powerful and privileged few but how honestly and fairly it deals with the many who must depend on it.”

Source : Jimmy Carter, Bill Adler (1977). “The wit and wisdom of Jimmy Carter”, Book Sales
“If we actually love what we're doing and we go and do what we love, and every day we get up because we're really happy to get up and go and do what we do, you can't actually do that without expression, and art forms part of that mix of expression that makes the whole package of life so enjoyable to be in.”
“Keep your ears open, your eyes open, grab everything you can, react, and learn!”
“Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.”
“Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.”

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