"I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Running Quotes #Topics Quotes #Towns Quotes

“I don't spend that much time in the studio. When I first started doing music, I was in the studio every day just trying to build my portfolio. But now, even though I haven't totally mastered my craft, I'm at a pretty high level.”
“Science grows like a weed every year.”
“The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.”
“In many parts of the world-including Polynesia, north Africa & the Middle East-public dancing that focused on a physically linked couple would have been unthinkable, a violation of communal propriety.”

Source : Gerald Jonas (1998). “Dancing: The Pleasure, Power, and Art of Movement”, Turtleback Books
“Natural selection is the blind watchmaker, blind because it does not see ahead, does not plan consequences, has no purpose in view. Yet the living results of natural selection overwhelmingly impress us with the appearance of design as if by a master watchmaker, impress us with the illusion of design and planning.”
“A man in his life may have many teachers, some most unexpected. The question lies with the man himself: Will he learn from them?”
“I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!”
“Selfishness, if but reasonably tempered with wisdom, is not such an evil trait.”

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