"They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them."

-- Johnny Carson

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“A movie of mine is going to be released in Japan next year. I play a waitress who's a really regular girl in this movie. The English title isn't decided yet, but in Japanese it's I'll Get on the A Train Sometime.”
“Donâ€™t get married in a house where there is no toilet,”
“The movie has to be going somewhere. Other than that, you want it to be entertaining, but people usually disagree on what entertaining is and everybody has different tastes.”
“When you make a mistake or get ridiculed or rejected, look at mistakes as learning experiences, and ridicule as ignorance. Look at rejection as part of one performance, not as a turn down of the performer.”
“It's a waste of time to think that if you colored a painting red what might have happened if you painted it black.”

Source : "Super trouper" by Gareth McLean, www.theguardian.com. October 5, 2006.
“I'm a designer, I love it, and I haven't worked this hard to do bad work.”

Source : "Genevieve Gorder trades places in 'Town Haul'". Interview with Jay Bobbin, poststar.com. January 21, 2005.
“I've acted with all types, I've directed all types. What you want to understand as a director, is what actors have to offer. They'll get at it however they get at it. If you can understand that, you can get your work done.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Mitt Romney has undergone an extreme makeover, and it ainâ€™t pretty.”

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