"I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it."

-- Bill Burr

#Fun Quotes #People Quotes #England Quotes

“When I was in my early 20s, I studied tae kwon do and hapkido. I earned brown belts in both of them.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Let me tell ya. You gotta pay attention to signs. When life reaches out with a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back... I'm telling you.”
“Truth is sensitive and jealous of the least encroachment upon its sacredness.”
“It could safely be said that Iraqis are dying at a faster clip since the American-led invasion and occupation than they did during the last decade of Saddam Hussein's rule.”
“If you would abolish covetousness, you must abolish its mother, profusion.”
“TV writing is for people who hate being alone more than they hate writing.”
“Saying "muff" to someone and trying to be romantic is incredibly difficult.”
“The best climbers have the will to hold on. They won't give up and keep trying over and over.”

Source : Source: espn.go.com

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