"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Henny Youngman

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Mother Quotes

“Not even the most powerful organs of the press, including Time, Newsweek, and The New York Times, can discover a new artist or certify his work and make it stick. They can only bring you the scores.”
“I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.”
“Taking action births motivation.”
“But the revolutions and changes which are responsible for the present state of the earth are not limited to the upsetting of the ancient strata and to the ebbing of the sea after the formations of new layers.”
“We are used to the actions of human beings, not to their stillness.”

Source : V.S. Pritchett (2011). “The Other Side of a Frontier”, p.351, A&C Black
“I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who dont follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom, to 86-year-old ladies with a ton of class.”
“My background may be common, but I have specialized in elegance.”
“The realization that we are all basically the same human beings who seek happiness and try to avoid suffering is very helpful in developing a sense of brotherhood and sisterhood; a warm feeling of love and compassion for others.”

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