"I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself."

-- Bill Burr

#Past Quotes #Flying Quotes #Four Quotes

“As I've picked up more responsibilities in life, I've found nearly every one of those extra burdens drains me in a way that makes writing more difficult. That may not be the case for everyone - I know plenty of writers and artists who seem to have energy in abundance for all the facets of life; but are they producing anything worthwhile?”

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“If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.”
“Supermarket companies are big logistics companies, and one of the ways we've increased profitability in the past is by re-evaluating how they do logistics.”
“We eat the year away. We eat the spring and the summer and the fall. We wait for something to grow and then we eat it.”
“The understanding eye sees the makerâ€™s fingerprints. They are evident in every detail ... Leave Fingerprints.”
“Being a winner is never an accident; winning comes about by design, determination and positive action.”
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
“A mother is always a mother, since a mother is a biological fact, whilst a father is a movable feast.”

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