"The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older."

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Johnny Carson

#Two Quotes #President Quotes #Another Chance Quotes

“By stretching language we'll distort it sufficiently to wrap ourselves in it and hide.”

Source : Jean Genet (1994). “The Blacks: A Clown Show”, p.8, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
“Give other Christians permission to be different from you. You're not the only Christ-follower in the world, and neither are you the most committed. Your way of loving Jesus is neither the only way for the best. If you don't know that, your Christian world is way too small.”

Source : Will Davis (2011). “10 Things Jesus Never Said: And Why You Should Stop Believing Them”, p.101, Revell
“Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.”
“In college, the fans cheer the whole game, from start to finish. In the NBA it's really laid back.”
“Know your audience. If I don't share in a way that will be understood, I lose my ability to connect.”

Source : "Jennifer Widerstrom: Fears, Philanthropy, and Fitness". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."”
“It looks like frozen snot.”
“You shouldn't be playing the game if you don't think that the win will happen.”

Source : Source: www.chicagotribune.com

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