"I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out."

-- Margaret Cho

“It takes time and devotion to learn the language of color and lighting in the garden. Your tastes are sure to change over time, reflecting your inner evolution. Seeing the garden as a canvas for your celebration of Nature's palette is a wonderful expression of the soul's love of beauty and artistry. Your own inner intuition, however, is often your best teacher, but don't forget that Mother Nature will always have a few surprises up Her sleeve as well.”
“The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.”
“I remember looking through magazines or watching movies even just a couple of years ago and being like, 'I really want to be part of that,' but not realizing what that was.”
“We are sworn to uphold the Constitution and law. And it has to be consistent and agreed upon with three branches of government - one can't overrule the other two.”
“Even though I now know that it's likely the Earth will suffer through mega-volcanoes or meteor strikes that could take out millions or billions of people, I feel less anxious about it because I actually understand what the threats are. There's nothing like researching something exhaustively to make it less terrifying.”

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“Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.”
“Don't set your goals too low. If you don't need much, you won't become much.”
“I'm always suspicious of really beautiful women telling us we shouldn't be worried about beauty.”

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