"I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Athletic Quotes #Musical Quotes #Attention Quotes

“Deviants are sacrificed to increase group solidarity”
“We relinquished our freedom that day, and we were more than happy to see it go. From that moment on we lived in true freedom, the freedom to point to someone else and say â€œThey told me to do it! Itâ€™s their fault, not mine.â€ The freedom, God help us, to say â€œI was only following orders.â€-World War Z”
“It's totally weird to see myself on a billboard!”

Source : "Five Questions with Kimberly Caldwell". www.seventeen.com. October 8, 2009.
“I urge our people everywhere, with all of the persuasiveness of which I am capable, to live worthy to hold a temple recommend, to secure one and regard it as a precious asset, and to make a greater effort to go to the House of the Lord and partake of the spirit and the blessings to be had therein.”
“The beginnings of a forest is one of the ugliest things on the planet. It's bleak and your neighbours hate you.”
“Some of us do not accept the Establishment myth that bad laws must be obeyed.”
“In fact, marijuana lowers your stress level and lowers your body temperature. It actually seems that people live longer if they use it. If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add 24 years to your life.”
“I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, How you settled your head athwart my hips and gently turn'd over upon me, And parted the shirt from my bosom-bone, and plunged your tongue to my bare-stript heart, And reach'd till you felt my beard, and reach'd till you held my feet.”

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