"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."

-- Norm Crosby

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“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”
“I wouldn't know anything about opera music if it wasn't for Bugs Bunny. That was my entire introduction to opera music. I wouldn't know anything about classical music if it wasn't for "Fantasia." They didn't have to do that stuff. They chose to base this ridiculous, funny, intriguing, creative story on this beautiful classical music. It's the combination of the high and the low that I thought was very cool. But I had no concept of it as a kid.”
“Sacrifice to the Graces.”
“There is but one game and that game is baseball.”
“Feminist thinking teaches us all, especially, how to love justice and freedom in ways that foster and affirm life.”
“I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
“In collecting evidence upon any medical subject, there are but three sources from which we can hope to obtain it; viz. from observation on medical the living subject; from examination of the dead; and from experiments upon living animals.”

Source : "Surgical Essays".
“I found power in accepting the truth of who I am. It may not be a truth that others can accept, but I cannot live any other way. How would it be to live a lie every minute of your life.”

Source : Alison Goodman (2010). “Eon”, p.154, Penguin

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