"Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny."

-- Doug Stanhope

“Prevention of disease must become the goal of every physician.”

Source : Medicine and Human Welfare Ch. 3
“When you find yourself in a new situation, everything that requires healing is going to rush to the surface.”
“Always remember, wherever you are, whether near or far, you had a mother who really, really loved you. The original mother. Once you've found your true inner guru you can never again be divided. Perfect union with the divine, through the grace of your real teacher, transcends time, space, death and all worldly limitations. Your real teacher is the original mother - regardless in which manifest or non-manifest form, or gender, she appears. The one who nurtures you and the one who also, out of wisdom and compassion, corrects you if you are misguided.”
“You fog the mind, you stir the soul.”

Source : Song: Somewhere Down The Crazy River, Album: Robbie Robertson, 1987
“The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can make it.”
“I've begun to think that we sit far more than we're supposed to...Why else would we have feet?”
“Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. As to methods there may be a million and then some, but principles are few. The man who grasps principles can successfully select his own methods. The man who tries methods, ignoring principles, is sure to have trouble.”
“Out of all the neighborhoods in Manhattan, Soho in particular had the charged atmosphere of a movie set, populated with passersby who looked like extras from Central Casting, so perfectly did they fit into this environment. There was the feeling of everything being not quite real, or too perfectly cliched to actually be true, and it began to rain in a fine, misty drizzle from a black patent leather sky.”

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