"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Office Quotes

“It's not so much that the church has a mission, it's that the mission of God has a church.”
“Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.”
“This is a generation that is really detached from the core, human values that lead to dignity.”
“Every year, my boys and I create new cool gift wrap paper. We hand paint the design and come up with interesting ways to wrap each gift.”
“Every time I bought a Rock and Roll record, I bought a classical record at the same time. I like each as well as the other.”
“To succeed in the business of the future we have to become the very people we are trying to reach”

Source : Brian Solis (2011). “The End of Business As Usual: Rewire the Way You Work to Succeed in the Consumer Revolution”, p.27, John Wiley & Sons
“Each person is an idiom unto himself, an apparent violation of the syntax of the species.”

Source : Gordon Willard Allport (1955). “Becoming; Basic Considerations for a Psychology of Personality”, p.19, Yale University Press
“I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.”

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