"The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Thinking Quotes #Get Better Quotes #Wake Up Quotes

“Just because a rapper is white, I don't feel the need to attack them.”

Source : "Yelawolf issues a challenge to Machine Gun Kelly" by D.L.Chandler, www.mtv.com. November 2, 2011.
“I suppose ultimately I'm interested in music. I'm a musician. I'm not a gunslinger. That's the difference between what I do and what a lot of guitar heroes do.”
“God works in different ways and it shows... And everybody knows, love comes and goes.”
“When a man gets to despair he knows that all his thinking will never get him out. He will only get out by the sheer creative effort of God. Consequently he is in the right attitude to receive from God that which he cannot gain for himself.”
“I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.”
“Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind,”
“Stories are how we learn best. We absorb numbers and facts and details, but we keep them all glued into our heads with stories.”
“I am available to more good than I have ever experienced, imagined, or realized before in my life.”

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