"Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name."

-- Doug Stanhope

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“I think Whitman more than any other poet possessed the gift of revealing to others the beauty of everything around us, the beauty of nature, the beauty of human beings.”

Source : Ella Reeve Bloor (1940). “We are Many: An Autobiography by Ella Reeve Bloor”, New York : International Publishers
“Reality isn't the way you wish things to be nor the way they appear to be but the way they actually are.”

Source : robert j. ringer (1974). “winning through intimidation”
“If you put in the work, put in the time, put in the effort, you're going to reap the benefits.”

Source : Twitter post from Jun 7, 2017
“World federalists hold before us the vision of a unified mankind living in peace under a just world order... The heart of their program-a world under law- is realistic and attainable.”
“I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.”
“Millions around the world increasingly see America not as a model of democracy but as relying solely on brute force”
“We have 3,141 counties in this country. That would be 20 per county. The idea that we can't assimilate these 8-year-old criminals with their teddy bears is preposterous,”
“From study of known normal brains we have learned that there is a certain range of variation. No two brains are exactly alike, and the greatest source of error in the assertions of Benedict and Lombroso has been the finding of this or that variation in a criminal's brains, and maintaining such to be characteristic of the 'criminal constitution,' unmindful of the fact that like variations of structure may and do exist in the brains of normal, moral persons.”

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