"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

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Source : "Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros". Book by Bob Fenster, 2005.

Rodney Dangerfield

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“There is the most wonderful thing called Polaris: it's a very high frequency laser treatment that lifts and tightens the skin.”
“[Buckminster Fuller] started talking about it far enough afterwards, an audience that was far enough from when they - when the air flow and the Zephyr and these cars in the time period that were made by mainstream automakers. It was far enough in the future, far enough after that point that nobody really bothered to fact-check.”
“I seem to be less depressed but also less hopeful now in my thirties. My widow's peak bothers me. I think a lot about the end of the human race. And so on.”
“I don't believe in curses, I think you make your own destination.”
“The Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights... have pressured retailers on campus and off to publicly disclose the factory names and addresses.”
“Technology is incredibly powerful. And in many ways, the sky is the limit in terms of what you can actually accomplish with the right science and the right technology.”
“After 1929, so many people had been traumatized by the stock market crash that there was a lost generation.”
“Everything's coming up roses - for me.”

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