"A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island."

-- Johnny Carson

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“Baptism with water is the sign and seal of baptism with the Spirit, as much as it is of the forgiveness of sins. Water-baptism is the initiatory Christian rite, because Spirit-baptism is the initiatory Christian experience.”
“Writers can write outside their ethnicity or sex depending how open and vulnerable they wish to be.”
“It's like this: The time between having an idea and its public launch is measured in days not months, weeks not years.”
“Sometimes the most ordinary things are the ones we learn to miss the most.”

Source : "Ludwig Edward Boltzmann" by S. Rajasekar, September 7, 2006.
“When you're unhinged, things make their way out of you that should be kept inside, and other things get in that ought to be shut out. The locks lose their powers. The guards go to sleep. The passwords fail.”
“We really refocused ourselves. I didn't want to live my life in a dark shadow all of the time.”
“I think of moving as a kind of saving grace.”
“Thereâ€™s Socialism and Communism and Capitalism and thereâ€™s Feminism and Hedonism, and thereâ€™s Catholicism and Bipedalism and Consumerism, but I think Narcissism is the system that means the most to me.”

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