"You're a kid, your whole life is awesome. It's awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren't scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult. All your IDs, all your credit cards - just run out of the house with no phone, turn the corner where you can't see your house, and not have a full on panic attack."

-- Bill Burr

#Running Quotes #Kids Quotes #Phones Quotes

“Guitar players in the nineties seem to be reacting against the technique oriented eighties.”
“Beauty has always been an â€‹element of discussion for black women, whether or not we were the ones having the conversationâ€‹. Out of necessity, black women have always had to consider others' perceptions of a certain beauty ideal, just starting with the skin color.”
“The role of art is to make a world which can be inhabited.”

Source : Broadway memorial tribute to Saroyan, reported in The New York Times, October 31, 1983.
“Work alone will efface the footsteps of work.”
“There was a part of her she hadnâ€™t yet allowed to be born because it was too beautiful for this place”
“See the sun! God's crest upon His azure shield, the Heavens.”
“It is impossible not to recognise the Long March as one of the great triumphs of men against odds and men against nature. While the Red Army was unquestionably in forced retreat, its toughened veterans reached their planned objective with moral and political will as strong as ever... Their conviction had helped turn what might have been a terrible defeat into an arrival in triumph.”
“We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.”

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