"Happiness is a tiger in your tank and a pussycat in your back seat."

-- Johnny Carson

#Happiness Quotes #Tanks Quotes #Tigers Quotes

“Four things greater than all things are Women and horses and power and War.”
“So, a lot of my supporters back home are members of the Tea Party.”

Source : "Interview with Representative Krisi Noem". "The Situation Room" with Wolf Blitzer, www.realclearpolitics.com. September 8, 2011.
“I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!”
“I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.”
“Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.”
“In the housing projects, people talked of ways to reduce crime, relieve overcrowding, and they were good ideas that we plan to study, and possibly implement.”
“Pleasure without God, without the sacred boundaries, will actually leave you emptier than before. And this is biblical truth, this is experiential truth. The loneliest people in the world are amongst the wealthiest and most famous who found no boundaries within which to live. That is a fact I've seen again and again.”
“My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.”

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