"Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain ***** who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Winning Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Mind Quotes

“In every case, we ought to act that part towards another, which we would judge to be right in him to act toward us, if we were in his circumstances and he in ours; or more generally - What we approve in others, that we ought to practise in like circumstances, what we condemn in others we ought not to do.”

Source : Thomas Reid, Ronald E. Beanblossom, Keith Lehrer (1983). “Thomas Reid's Inquiry and Essays”, p.355, Hackett Publishing
“It is impossible not to be moved by the verve, courage and elan with Churchill attacked his last and ultimately invincible enemy, old age and infirmity. As in all his campaigns, he assailed his adversary with endless high spirits, expert advice, ample helpings of brandy and champagne, and the loving and long-suffering support of his wife.”
“We lost because we didn't win.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Sometimes God redeems your story by surrounding you with people who need to hear your past so it doesn't become their future.”

Source : FaceBook post by Jon Acuff from Jun 22, 2011
“You can't assume that kindness is an inherited trait. It is learned behavior.”
“Nigeria is a West African nation of over 100 million energetic people. It is endowed with lots of natural resources but lacks human resources.”
“There is today-in a time when old beliefs are withering-a kind of philosophical hunger, a need to know who we are and how we got here. It is an on-going search, often unconscious, for a cosmic perspective for humanity”
“The liberals think government exists to fix what's wrong with America. They find fault with our Constitution, our economic model and our core values. We disagree with the premise of their argument. We believe there's nothing wrong with America that an extra dose of freedom won't cure.”

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