"Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Dad Quotes #Humor Quotes

“All of a writer that matters is in the book or books. It is idiotic to be curious about the person.”
“We come together only to go apart again. The law of life can't be avoided. The law comes into operation the moment we detach ourselves from our mother's womb. All struggle & misery in life is due to our attempt to arrest this law or get away from it or in allowing ourselves to be hurt by it. The fact must be recognized. A profound unmitigated loneliness is the only truth of life. All else is false. The law of life. No sense in battling against it...”

Source : R. K. Narayan (2000). “Memories of Malgudi”, p.274, Penguin Books India
“I was lucky enough to win the Davis Cup in my first year in 1999. I won my first slam at the U.S. Open in 2001 and became world No. 1 later that year. By the age of 20, I'd done it all.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I am still covering conflict to some degree. I was back in Iraq. I've covered quite a bit of the Israel and Palestine. But I'm not doing it with the kind of intensity I was before and I'm not seeking out the front line and the kind danger that comes with being at the edge of the war the way I used to.”
“For globalization to work for America, it must work for working people. We should measure the success of our economy by the breadth of our middle class, and the scope of opportunity offered to the poorest child to climb into that middle class.”
“It is well enough, when one is talking to a friend, to lodge in an odd word by way of counsel now and then; but there is something mighty irksome in its staring upon one in a letter, where one ought to see only kind words and friendly remembrances.”

Source : Charles Lamb, Mary Lamb (1905). “The Works of Charles and Mary Lamb: Letters, 1796-1834”
“A lot of my work comes through accidents or circumstances that just happen to present themselves. I have to realize that something is presenting itself. Otherwise it slips right by.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.”

You may also like:

Billy Connolly
Comedian
Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Frankie Boyle
Comedian
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Jimmy Carr
Comedian
Jon Richardson
Comedian
Michael McIntyre
Stand-up comedian
Russell Brand
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian