"A Saudi Arabian prince has said that oil may never again rise above $100 a barrel. He said it's gotten so bad he can't afford to buy his wife her own car that she's not allowed to drive."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Oil Quotes #Wife Quotes #Car Quotes

“Maybe that's partly why I'm an actor, I'm a fairly empathetic, emotional person, so I get very, very involved when it's really, really great when I'm watching - so it takes me a second to click back into reality again.”
“We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.”
“I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.”
“You think that somehow they didn't come after me to get rid of me because my vote is the deciding vote in the health care bill? Then, ladies and gentlemen, you live today in a world that is so innocent as to not understand what's going on in Washington, D.C.”

Source : "The Democrat Party is a Gulag". "The Rush Limbaugh Show", www.rushlimbaugh.com. March 8, 2010.
“I have never thought about my sexuality being right or wrong. To me it has always been a case of finding the right person.”
“I will send a fastball into the cyber hole.”
“It is obvious that taking the country from a state of war to being a lawful state won't be easy.”
“Above the comforts of Base Camp, the expedition in fact became an almost Calvinistic undertaking. The ratio of misery to pleasure was greater by an order of magnitude than any mountain I'd been on; I quickly came to understand that climbing Everest was primarily about enduring pain. And in subjecting ourselves to week after week of toil, tedium and suffering, it struck me that most of us were probably seeking above all else, something like a state of grace.”

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