"I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable."

-- Rita Rudner

#Shy Quotes #Too Much Quotes #Conversation Quotes

“There is an old saying which, from its truth, has become proverbial, that friendships should be immortal, enmities mortal.”
“To the scientist, nature is always and merely a 'phenomenon,' not in the sense of being defective in reality, but in the sense of being a spectacle presented to his intelligent observation; whereas the events of history are never mere phenomena, never mere spectacles for contemplation, but things which the historian looks, not at, but through, to discern the thought within them.”
“We must take our sentences seriously, which means we must understand them philosophically, and the odd thing is that the few who do, who take them with utter sober seriousness, the utter sober seriousness of right-wing parsons and political saviors, the owners of Pomeranians, are the liars who want to be believed, the novelists and poets, who know that the creatures they imagine have no other being than the sounding syllables which the reader will speak into his own weary and distracted head. There are no magic words. To say the words is magical enough.”
“It's so unfair that we should die, just because we are born.”
“Deep, contended joy comes from a place of complete security and confidence [in God] - even in the midst of trial.”
“These days, if you happen to be a poet you have to sing your words to get your ideas out.”
“Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that.”

Source : "The Iceman Come Backeth". Interview With Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. November 28, 2006.
“I hope that this form of Adoration, with permanent exposition of the Blessed Sacrament, will continue into the future. Specifically, I hope that the fruit of this Congress results in the establishment of Perpetual Eucharistic Adoration in all parishes and Christian communities throughout the world”

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