"Some people say homosexuality is a sin. Itâ€™s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, â€˜Whoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?â€™ Exactly, thatâ€™s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it."

-- Ted Alexandro

#Moving Quotes #People Quotes #Audacity Quotes

“You read these stories of people who were in Hollywood in the late '60s. After they found out about the murders, everybody was like, "Have you met [Charles] Manson? Have you been to that ranch?" In some way, everybody felt connected, but what was it like for people who really were connected.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“There are two seasonal diversions that can ease the bite of any winter. One is the January thaw. The other is the seed catalogues.”
“Creativity has more to do with the elimination of the inessential than with inventing something new.”
“A 'school-at-home' approach to homeschooling is just decorating the electric chair in different colors.”
“The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.”

Source : Charna Halpern, Del Close, Kim Johnson (1994). “Truth in Comedy: The Manual of Improvisation”, Meriwether Publishing
“The development of the meaning attaching to the personal self, the conscious being, is the subject matter of the history of psychology.”

Source : James Mark Baldwin (1913). “History of Psychology: A Sketch and an Interpretation”
“With meditation, you become a sensitized superhero, completely in control, with endless possibilities at your fingertips.”
“Creativity is narcissism. Creativity is falling in love with one's self as you create. It's self-indulgent.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com

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