"My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and what I hate about myself and what I love about myself and to make you laugh while I'm doing it."

-- Jim Norton

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“Each river is different, but they all eventually lead to the ocean. No matter what weâ€™re doing or when, or whether it brings us happiness or remorse, gain or loss, weâ€™re all on our individual paths to enlightenment. Even when weâ€™ve done something we consider wrong, weâ€™re still on our path to enlightenment.”

Source : Chris Prentiss (2007). “The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure: A Holistic Approach to Total Recovery”, p.243, BookBaby
“What we shared and what we were able to accomplish on the football field was something unbelievable.”
“The secret of growing younger is counting blessings, not birthdays.”
“Waiting for the conspiracy theorists to tell the truth is a little like leaving the front-porch light on for Jimmy Hoffa.”

Source : "Excerpt: 'Reclaiming History: The Assassination of President John F. Kennedy'" by Vincent Bugliosi, abcnews.go.com. May 15, 2007.
“... once you were in, they put a note in your file that said you were in therapy, and all your teachers saw that file. They might as well have tattooed CRAZY on your forehead. The next year every teacher would be watching you for the first weird thing you didâ€”and has there ever been a kid who never does anything an adult considers weird?”

Source : John Barnes (2009). “Tales of the Madman Underground”, p.15, Penguin
“If the crowd disperses, goes home, does not reassemble, we say the revolution is over.”
“The question many have in the region is how not to squander the wealth like they did in the 1970s.”
“In setting out the walls of a city the choice of a healthy situation is of the first importance: it should be on high ground, neither subject to fogs nor rains; its aspects should be neither violently hot nor intensely cold, but temperate in both respects.”

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