"Did you hear this big scandal? Eight female badminton players were expelled from the Olympics for trying to lose on purpose. So tragically, they'll never have another chance to play badminton unless they get invited to a picnic."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“In his dream she was sick and he cared for her. The dream bore the look of sacrifice but he thought differently. He did not take care of her and she died alone somewhere in the dark and there is no other dream nor other waking world and there is no other tale to tell.”
“I've always found bad films more enjoyable than good ones.”
“Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.”
“The self is the class (not the collection) of the experiences (or autopsychological states). The self does not belong to the expression of the basic experience, but is constructed only on a very high level.”

Source : Rudolf Carnap, Rolf A. George (1969). “The Logical Structure of the World: And, Pseudoproblems in Philosophy”, p.299, Open Court Publishing
“Being lazy does not mean that you do not create. In fact, lying around doing nothing is an important, nay crucial, part of the creative process. It is meaningless bustle that actually gets in the way of productivity. All we are really saying is, give peace a chance.”

Source : "Idle thoughts" by Tom Hodgkinson, www.theguardian.com. August 18, 2006.
“It is rather calming to remember that you really couldn't have foreseen what is happening to you.”

Source : Margaret Widdemer (1917). “The Wishing-ring Man”
“Power is different when you combined it with wisdom. Wisdom allows you to use less power to accomplish more tasks.”
“One friend dies and we remain indifferent; another dies, perhaps less intimate, and we see ourselves as dead, and weep, mourn, tear our hair or find ourselves caught up in the madness of the wake, competing with others as to who was closest, now suffers most.”

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