"Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth."

-- Murray Walker

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“Sure I loved him - too much. And he loved me, only not enough. I just want someone who thinks I'm number one in his life. I'm not willing to accept emotional scraps anymore.”
“Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days.”
“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
“And your very flesh shall be a great poem.”
“I never intended for the Sex Pistols to be immeasurably successful.”

Source : "Portrait of the artist: Malcolm McLaren, musician". Interview with Amy Fleming, www.theguardian.com. August 10, 2009.
“Early on, girls begin to menstruate, which is dramatic but not obvious to their playmates. They grow taller and rounder, but underneath their makeup they are still recognizably themselves. For boys it is far more disorienting. Puberty comes later, sometimes much later, and its delay is humiliating. While the tall round girls are getting themselves up like grown women, the prepubertal boys, with their featureless, hairless bodies, are just dirty little kids who could pass for the children of the hypermature girls.”
“To improve as a player you need to not only know how you plan to win, but ... how might your opponent disrupt your plan.”
“It would be more interesting to learn from children, than try to teach them how to behave, how to live and how to function.”

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