"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

-- Yogi Berra

#Funny Quotes #Business Quotes #Future Quotes

“If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.”
“Equality of opportunity is the essence of social justice.”
“On the periscope . . . . What a beautiful view. Cloud cover over Florida - three to four tenths near the eastern coast. Obscured up to Hatteras . . . I can see [lake] Okeechobee. Identify Andros Island. Identify the reefs.”
“Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space.”
“One of the greatest evils is the foolishness of a good man. For the giving man to withhold helping someone in order to first assure personal fortification is not selfish, but to elude needless self-destruction; martyrdom is only practical when the thought is to die, else a good man faces the consequence of digging a hole from which he cannot escape, and truly helps no one in the long run.”
“I always thought it would be a simple matter to lie wi' a woman, he said softly. And yet... I want to fall on my face at your feet and worship you"-he dropped the towel and reached out, taking me by the shoulders-"and still I want to force ye to your knees before me, and hold ye there wi' me hands tangled in your hair, and your mouth at my service...and I want both things at the same time, Sassenach.”
“I'm all for typewriters, with instant carbon copies, and seeing films in cinemas.”
“First of all, you needed a budget to do the video. The record companies would pick and choose who got videos.”

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