"Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met"

-- Doug Stanhope

#Hate Quotes #Pride Quotes #Race Quotes

“He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.”
“I had been playing single note instruments and I wanted to hear a guitar played as a piano.”
“He who plants kindness gathers love.”
“I'll get up there and I'll do my guitar solos in one of those space outfits.”
“Someone who bears a grudge while he prays is like a person who sows in the sea and expects to reap a harvest.”
“There is only one superpower now and it doesn't know what to do with its status. As a result, we got Yugoslavia and Iraq, and the situation has only got worse.”
“You can't trust politicians. It doesn't matter who makes a political speech. It's all lies - and it applies to any rock star who wants to make a political speech as well.”
“The monumental pomp of age Was with this goodly personage; A stature undepressed in size, Unbent, which rather seemed to rise In open victory o'er the weight Of seventy years, to loftier height.”

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