"My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I learned a long time ago that if you're going to tell a story about your retarded sister, you need to mention she's retarded right off the bat or inevitably, at the end of the story, someone will say, What... is she, retarded? And then you have to go, Uh... yeah, she is. Followed by a lengthy, awkward silence."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Long Quotes #Silence Quotes #Awkward Quotes

“It felt odd to realize she was frightened more by what he might know, and not of what he might be.”
“I taught myself to tune in to another persons wavelength, figure out what they were looking for, and try to project that thing back at them.”
“Young people know how important it is for dads to be involved in their lives. As I travel the country and talk with students, some of them tell me that their lives would be totally different if their father was around.”
“Art is a line around your thoughts.”

Source : Gustav Klimt, Ankriktip, Abelia Serotina (2016). “Gustav Klimt Artworks”, p.17, Book and Magazine
“I pray every day for my little girls. It's hard out there for the younger generation.”
“As we say in the sewer, if you're not prepared to go all the way, don't put your boots on in the first place.”
“I don't want my reputation to take me over, I just want to be judged on my songs. I want people to come and see me because they want to, not because fashion dictates it.”
“Iâ€™m living in separate universes, and I have no idea where I actually belong.”

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