"Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Drinking Quotes #Sick Quotes #Alcohol Quotes

“The point I wish to make is that those things cause the soldier to remember that the people at home are behind him. You do not know how much that is going to mean to us who are going abroad. You do not know how much that means to any soldier who is over there carrying the flag for his country. That is the point which should be uppermost in the minds of those who are working for the soldier.”
“I eat football, I sleep football. I am not mad I am just passionate”
“So when that Angel of the darker Drink, at last shall find you by the river-brink, And, offering his Cup, invite your Soul forth to your Lips to quaff-you shall not shrink.”
“One of the best ways of keeping your temper in an argument, as most of us know only too well, is not to listen to anything the other person has to say.”
“I date, but the person I date most is myself, unfortunately.”
“When I composed the first sonic meditation, I realized that I was composing the direction of attention.”

Source : Source: www.artpractical.com
“In India even the most mundane inquiries have a habit of ending this way. There may be two answers, there may be five, a dozen or a hundred; the only thing that is certain is that all will be different.”

Source : Eric Newby (1966). “Slowly Down the Ganges”
“What is hell other than a realm in which unholiness works without restraint in body and soul?”

Source : Abraham Kuyper (2007). “The Work of the Holy Spirit”, p.9, Cosimo, Inc.

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