"There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Car Quotes #House Quotes #Drug Quotes

“I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.”
“Life is short, fragile and does not wait for anyone. There will never be a perfect time to pursue your dreams and goals other than right now”
“I'm sometimes afraid I'll cross a line and it'll be difficult to come back, say, to dinner.”
“NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.”
“Our names were made for us in another century.”
“No matter how much progress one makes, there is always the thrill of just beginning.”
“The man committing suicide controls the moment of his death by executing a back flip.”
“If you have fear of some pain or suffering, you should examine whether there is anything you can do about it. If you can, there is no need to worry about it; if you cannot do anything, then there is also no need to worry.”

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