"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."

-- Johnny Carson

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“I don't think people talk to me because I'm such a good, charming, good-looking guy. I don't - whether that's true or not. I think they do it because I work for a major news organization, and they think that it can probably be helpful to them and their business interests or their personal interest and what have you.”
“The Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized.”
“I suppose I was much more serious-minded in the '70s and '80s.”
“Whatever worldly thing we may covet-zealously striving to obtain and then retain-never seems to bring an end to our desires. Covetousness, envy, jealousy, and greed always escalate into a vicious spiral, as we seek greater and greater gratification but find less and less contentment. . . . Striving to acquire the things of the world not only does not bring lasting happiness and peace, but it drives us to seek more. When "all we've ever wanted" is grounded in the temporal trappings of this world, it is never enough!”
“If people knew where the sounds in Jurassic Park came from, it'd be rated R!”

Source : "Childhood Over: The Dinosaur Sounds In ‘Jurassic Park’ Were A Menagerie Of Animals Having Sex" by Caleb Reading, uproxx.com. April 11, 2013.
“What my art probably lacks is a kind of passionate humanity... There is no sensuous relationship, not even the noblest, between myself and the many.”
“My parents grew up during the space race, and I think they imagined the future would be us living on moon bases and everyone has rocket shoes.”
“I'm fortunate enough not to be poor, and I'm not a bad tipper.”

Source : "Shepard Smith: What I've Learned (with Video!)" by Mark Warren, www.esquire.com. December 15, 2008.

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