Stone Cold Steve Austin famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you ***** in this world
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Giving Up #Broken #World
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #Austin
Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Sorry #Wwe #Watches
Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #Church #Sportsmanship
And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #Lines #Cuz
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Kissing #Wwe #Appreciate
If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #Hart #Hitman
...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Matter #Sexuality #Fats
Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wwe #Stones #Next
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ***** belongs to me.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wwe #Looks #Lockers
You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #Austin #Psalms
Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wwe #Champion #Stones
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Chickens #Feathers
I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #Pro Wrestling
I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wheels
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wwe #Pants
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Beer #Wwe #Austin
Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wrestling #May #Stones
I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wwe #Ass
That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Monday #Wrestling #Night
Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!
-- Stone Cold Steve Austin

#Wwe #Four #Lasts

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