Mick Foley famous quotes

03-26-2025

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world
-- Mick Foley

#Heaven #World #Ladders
I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.
-- Mick Foley

#Hurt #Wrestling #Men
On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?
-- Mick Foley

#Bad Day #Wwe #Important
I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.
-- Mick Foley

#Funny #Thinking #Wwe
A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.
-- Mick Foley

#Book #Commitment #Serious
I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.
-- Mick Foley

#Wrestling #Champion #Three
Destruction CAN be beautiful!
-- Mick Foley

#Beautiful #Wwe #Destruction
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.
-- Mick Foley

#Funny #Wwe #Alive
Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!
-- Mick Foley

#Wwe #Glasses #Missing
A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.
-- Mick Foley

#Girl #Book #Commitment
Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.
-- Mick Foley

#Wwe #California #Broken
I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.
-- Mick Foley

#Enough #I Realized
If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion
-- Mick Foley

#Champion #Talent #Wwf
I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.
-- Mick Foley

#Wrestling
This is for all the little Stingers
-- Mick Foley

#Wrestling #Littles
Yeah, that's a good point.
-- Mick Foley

#Wrestling #Yeah
Shut your role and know your mouth.
-- Mick Foley

#Wwe #Roles #Mouths

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