Erik Naggum famous quotes

I may be biased, but I tend to find a much lower tendency among female programmers to be dishonest about their skills, and thus do not say they know C++ when they are smart enough to realize that that would be a lie for all but perhaps 5 people on this planet.
-- Erik Naggum

#Lying #Smart #Skills

It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done.
-- Erik Naggum

#Way #Tools #Done

I have a cat, so I know that when she digs her very sharp claws into my chest or stomach it's really a sign of affection, but I don't see any reason for programming languages to show affection with pain.
-- Erik Naggum

#Pain #Cat #Affection

If you want to know why Lisp doesn't win around you, find a mirror.
-- Erik Naggum

#Winning #Mirrors #Want

Unformed people delight in the gaudy and in novelty. Cooked people delight in the ordinary.
-- Erik Naggum

#People #Ordinary #Delight

We have no mom-and-pop oil rigs in Norway.
-- Erik Naggum

#Mom #Oil #Norway

People search for the meaning of life, but this is the easy question: we are born into a world that presents us with many millenia of collected knowledge and information, and all our predecessors ask of us is that we not waste our brief life ignoring the past only to rediscover or reinvent its lessons badly.
-- Erik Naggum

#Past #People #Meaning Of Life

The very word "exist" derives from "to step forth, to stand out".
-- Erik Naggum

#Steps #Standing Out

In C++, reinvention is its own reward.
-- Erik Naggum

#Rewards #Reinvention

C++ is a language strongly optimized for liars and people who go by guesswork and ignorance.
-- Erik Naggum

#Liars #Ignorance #People

Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real.
-- Erik Naggum

#Real #Together #Tape

I guess there are some things that are so gross you just have to forget, or it'll destroy something within you. Perl is the first such thing I have known.
-- Erik Naggum

#Firsts #Forget #Gross

Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
-- Erik Naggum

#Sarcasm #Political #Political Correctness

Like many older fans of Free Software and Open Source, I have discovered that it is really only free in the sense that the time you spend on it is worthless.
-- Erik Naggum

#Fans #Source #Software

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.
-- Erik Naggum

#Technology #Microsoft #Answers

Some people are little more than herd animals, flocking together whenever the world becomes uncomfortable … I am not one of those people. If I had a motto, it would probably be Herd thither, me hither.
-- Erik Naggum

#Animal #People #Together

Constructing a social system that tends to those who agree with it is a piece of cake compared to constructing one that makes those who disagree with it want to obey its principles.
-- Erik Naggum

#Cake #Principles #Pieces

Getting C programmers to understand that they cause the computer to do less than minimum is intractable. … Ask him why he thinks he should be able to get away with unsafe code, core dumps, viruses, buffer overruns, undetected errors, etc., just because he wants speed.
-- Erik Naggum

#Thinking #Errors #Viruses

Well, take it from an old hand: the only reason it would be easier to program in C is that you can't easily express complex problems in C, so you don't.
-- Erik Naggum

#Hands #Would Be #Problem

C being what it is lacks support for multiple return values, so the notion that it is meaningful to pass pointers to memory objects into which any random function may write random values without having a clue where they point, has not been debunked as the sheer idiocy it really is.
-- Erik Naggum

#Meaningful #Memories #Writing

Life is too long to be good at C++ – if you had spent all that time to become good at it, you would essentially have to work with it, too, to get back the costs, and that would just be some long, drawn-out torture.
-- Erik Naggum

#Long #Cost #Life Is

Suppose we blasted all politicians into space. Would the SETI project find even one of them?
-- Erik Naggum

#Space #Politician #Projects

If you are concerned about netiquette, you are either concerned about your own and follow good netiquette, or you are concerned about others and violate good netiquette by bothering people with your concern, as the only netiquette you can actually affect is your own.
-- Erik Naggum

#People #Bother #Concern

Life is hard, and then you die.
-- Erik Naggum

#Life Is Hard #Life Is

Languages shape the way we think, or don't.
-- Erik Naggum

#Thinking #Shapes #Way

The purpose of human existence is to learn and to understand as much as we can of what came before us, so we can further the sum total of human knowledge in our life.
-- Erik Naggum

#Purpose #Existence #Humans

Elegance is necessarily unnatural, only achieveable at great expense. If you just do something, it won't be elegant, but if you do it and then see what might be more elegant, and do it again, you might, after an unknown number of iterations, get something that is very elegant.
-- Erik Naggum

#Numbers #Might #Elegance

Contrary to the foolish notion that syntax is immaterial, people optimize the way they express themselves, and so express themselves differently with different syntaxes.
-- Erik Naggum

#People #Different #Syntax

Let's just hope that all the world is run by Bill Gates before the Perl hackers can destroy it.
-- Erik Naggum

#Running #World #Bills

You become a serious programmer by going through a stage where you are fully aware of the degree to which you know the specification, meaning both the explicit and the tacit specification of your language and of your problem. "Hey, it works most of the time" is the very antithesis of a serious programmer, and certain languages can only support code like that.
-- Erik Naggum

#Support #Serious #Degrees

What I actually admire in Perl is its ability to provide a very successful abstraction of the horrible mess that is collectively called Unix.
-- Erik Naggum

#Successful #Unix #Admire

I believe C++ instills fear in programmers, fear that the interaction of some details causes unpredictable results. Its unmanageable complexity has spawned more fear-preventing tools than any other language, but the solution should have been to create and use a language that does not overload the whole ***** human brain with irrelevant details.
-- Erik Naggum

#Believe #Brain #Use

C is not clean - the language has many gotchas and traps, and although its semantics are simple in some sense, it is not any cleaner than the assembly-language design it is based on.
-- Erik Naggum

#Simple #Design #Language

Short of coming to their senses and abolishing the whole thing, we might expect that the rules for daylight saving time will remain the same for some time to come, but there is no guarantee. (We can only be glad there is no daylight loan time, or we would face decades of too much daylight, only to be faced with a few years of total darkness to make up for it.
-- Erik Naggum

#Years #Darkness #Might

Once we were Programmers. Maybe our last best hope is a movie.
-- Erik Naggum

#Lasts #Hoping For The Best

All experience has taught us that solving a complex problem uncovers hidden assumptions and ever more knowledge, trade-offs that we didn't anticipate but which can make the difference between meeting a deadline and going into research mode for a year, etc.
-- Erik Naggum

#Differences #Years #Etc

Structure is nothing if it is all you got. Skeletons spook people if they try to walk around on their own. I really wonder why XML does not.
-- Erik Naggum

#Skeletons #People #Trying

Ignoring for a moment the power of the American Medical Association, we still wouldn't see a huge amount of books on neurosurgery for dummies in 21 days or whatever. It's just plain inappropriate, and it's intentionally out of people's reach.
-- Erik Naggum

#Book #People #Association

Gotos aren't damnable to begin with. If you aren't smart enough to distinguish what's bad about some gotos from all gotos, goto hell.
-- Erik Naggum

#Smart #Hell #Enough

Historically, labor unions arose when people had gotten a taste of a different lifestyle and were willing to pay a lot more for their basic livelihood and had gotten into a fix they couldn't get out of - because they had accepted the unacceptable to begin with. Accepting something you have to form a labor union to fight after the fact only tells me that people were acting against their own best (or even good) interests for a long time. I don't see any rational, coherent explanation for this sort of behavior in humans, but it's all over the place.
-- Erik Naggum

#Fighting #Long #People

If car manufacturers made cars according to spec the same way software vendors make software according to spec, all five wheels would be of widely differing sizes, it would take one person to steer and another to work the pedals and yet another to operate the user-friendly menu-driven dashboard, and if it would not drive straight ahead without a lot of effort, civil engineers would respond by building spiraling roads around each city.
-- Erik Naggum

#Cities #Car #Effort

I have argued that a religion or a philosophy cannot speak about facts of the world - if it does, it is now or will eventually be wrong - but it can and should speak about the relevance and ranking of facts and observations.
-- Erik Naggum

#Philosophy #Doe #World

When all actions are used for feedback, the consequence of making mistakes will be a corrective and appropriate response, because everything everybody does matters. ... The more selective you are in the feedback you accept, the more insane your reasoning will become as you will necessarily reject corrective feedback that would have led to better reasoning.
-- Erik Naggum

#Mistake #Insane #Doe

The Internet will not become a money machine until the banking industry figures out how to transfer money for free so you can charge USD 0.005 (half a cent) for some simple service like, say, reading a newspaper article you have searched for. With today's payment system, the cost of the transfer of the funds completely dwarf the cost of the service paid for. ... This situation, however, is what acutely prevents the Internet from taking off as a network for paid services.
-- Erik Naggum

#Reading #Simple #Dwarves

The currency in the developer community is enthusiasm.
-- Erik Naggum

#Community #Enthusiasm #Currency

The novice-friendly software is more like a misbehaving dog: it ***** on the floor, it destroys things, and stinks - the novice-friendly software embodies the opposite of what computer people have dreamed of for decades: artificial stupidity. It's more human.
-- Erik Naggum

#Dog #Opposites #People

A system needs to be alive and workable even when other people than the first enthusiasts start using it. Reinvention and revolution are enthusiast stuff. Invention and evolution are engineering.
-- Erik Naggum

#Engineering #People #Firsts

The only important property of evils of the past is that they not be repeated in the future, in any way, shape, or form.
-- Erik Naggum

#Past #Evil #Important

If, however, one factor is too successful, it will continue to be the winning factor regardless of the variation in the other factors over the range of variation in the conditions, and therefore will stifle the development of other advantageous factors until the conditions change sufficiently that it no longer is the winning factor. At this point, the whole population is ill prepared for the change, and may well perish entirely if the winning factor accidentally becomes the matching factor for a disease or a predator.
-- Erik Naggum

#Successful #Winning #May

Code sharing" is an economic surplus phenomenon. It works only when none of the people involved in it are in any form of need.
-- Erik Naggum

#People #Needs #Economic

They don't make poles long enough for me want to touch Microsoft products, and I don't want any mass-marketed game-playing device or Windows appliance near my desk or on my network. This is my workbench, dammit, it's not a pretty box to impress people with graphics and sounds. When I work at this system up to 12 hours a day, I'm profoundly uninterested in what user interface a novice user would prefer.
-- Erik Naggum

#Games #Long #People

Would you buy a book proudly stating on the cover that its reader is a dummy? Or would you think "of course it's ironic"?
-- Erik Naggum

#Book #Thinking #Ironic

I have come to believe that large print, thick and heavy paper, and wide margins and oversize leading is indicative of the expected intelligence of the reader. ... Compare children's books and books on Web Duhsign or other X-in-21-days books. If the reading level of a specification is below college level, chances are the people behind it are morons and the result morose.
-- Erik Naggum

#Children #Book #Reading

Unfortunately, nigh the whole world is now duped into thinking that silly fill-in forms on web pages is the way to do user interfaces.
-- Erik Naggum

#Silly #Thinking #World

The fundamental deficiency in HTML is that it reduces hypertext and the intertwinedness of human communication to a question of how it is rendered and what happens when you click on it. ... HTML is to the browser what PostScript is to the laser printer.
-- Erik Naggum

#Communication #Html #Fundamentals

The Web provided me with a much needed realization that information cannot be fully separated from its presentation, and showed me something I knew without verbalizing explicitly, that the presentation form we choose communicates real information.
-- Erik Naggum

#Real #Information #Communicate

Sometimes, the only way to learn something really well is to revert to the state of mind of a novice and reawaken to the raw observations that you have accumulated instead of relying on the conclusions you have reached from the exogenous premises absorbed through teaching and bookish learning.
-- Erik Naggum

#Teaching #Mind #Novices

A word says more than a thousand images. Exercises for the visually inclined: illustrate "appreciation", "humor", "software", "education", "inalienable rights", "elegance", "fact".
-- Erik Naggum

#Appreciation #Exercise #Rights

The ultimate laziness is not using Perl. That saves you so much work you wouldn't believe it if you had never tried it.
-- Erik Naggum

#Believe #Laziness #Ultimate

What people "want" is a function of what they learn is available. If you wish to sell something, you'd better understand that you can't give people what they want in the market today, because what they want today is what they can already get. You have to discover what they really want, and find some way to give that physical shape.
-- Erik Naggum

#People #Giving #Wish

Optimization is generally detrimental to future success, but it is the only way to accomplish present success in competition with others who are equally interested in short-term results.
-- Erik Naggum

#Competition #Way #Results

From the Latin word "imponere", base of the obsolete English "impone" and translated as "impress" in modern English, Nordic hackers have coined the terms "imponator" (a device that does nothing but impress bystanders, referred to as the "imponator effect") and "imponade" (that "goo" that fills you as you get impressed with something - from "marmelade", often referred as "full of imponade", always ironic).
-- Erik Naggum

#Latin #Bystanders #Ironic

XML is a giant step in no direction at all.
-- Erik Naggum

#Giants #Steps

Enlightenment is probably antithetical to impatience.
-- Erik Naggum

#Enlightenment #Impatience

I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things I have tried and have no intention to do again if I can at all avoid it include smoking, getting drunk enough to puke and waste the whole next day with hang-over, breaking a leg in a violent car crash, getting mugged in New York City, or travel with Aeroflot.
-- Erik Naggum

#New York #Cities #Names

it's just that in C++ and the like, you don't trust anybody, and in CLOS you basically trust everybody. The practical result is that thieves and bums use C++ and nice people use CLOS.
-- Erik Naggum

#Nice #People #Thieves

Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.
-- Erik Naggum

#Soul #Trying #Jokes

I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should.
-- Erik Naggum

#Stupid #People #Facts

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. I regret that this isn't fatal.
-- Erik Naggum

#Regret #Littles #Dangerous

Norway did not even have a revolution at the time the rest of Europe was busy figuring out human rights and stuff, because we were busy fighting over how to spell it.
-- Erik Naggum

#Fighting #Rights #Europe

In Norway, we have a community of people who prefer to use a version of Norwegian that looks very much like lutefisk: Dug up remains from the garbage heap of history and dressed up to look like a tradition.
-- Erik Naggum

#People #Community #Looks

If Perl is the solution, you're solving the wrong problem.
-- Erik Naggum

#Problem #Solutions