"I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should."

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Erik Naggum

#Stupid Quotes #People Quotes #Facts Quotes

“You are not just a photojournalist, you're a historian.”
“I always write the pieces I want to write.”
“I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!”
“Every bubble has two components: something - some real trend, and a misconception about that trend.”
“A friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh or cry or complain.”
“Originality is never embraced as quickly as the commonplace.”

Source : Franklyn Ajaye (2002). “Comic Insights: The Art of Stand-up Comedy”
“She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she'd fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too.”
“There is no fundamental difference between the preparation for death and the practice of dying, and spiritual practice leading to enlightenment.”

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