Max Miller famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
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My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.
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My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.
-- Max Miller
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
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... unhappiness is like marriage. We believe we chose it, but then it is choosing us. That is how it is, we can do nothing about it.
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As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.
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Goodbyes weren't all they were cracked up to be
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Ye flowers that drop, forsaken by the spring, Ye birds that, left by summer, cease to sing, Ye trees that fade, when Autumn heats remove, Say, is not absence death to those who love?
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If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?
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I stopped for a second. If you remember everything, I wanted to say, and if you are really like me, then before you leave tomorrow, or when you’re just ready to shut the door of the taxi and have already said goodbye to everyone else and there’s not a thing left to say in this life, then, just this once, turn to me, even in jest, or as an afterthought, which would have meant everything to me when we were together, and, as you did back then, look me in the face, hold my gaze, and call me by your name
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The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to bear them, sometimes three.
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In marriage, everyday you love,and everyday you forgive.It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness
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