"My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye."

-- Max Miller

#Marriage Quotes #Goodbye Quotes #Wedding Quotes

“Jemu watched his father disappear. He didn't throw the coconut and he didn't cry. Never again would he know love for another human being that wasn't adulterated by another, contradictory emotion.”

Source : Kiran Desai (2007). “The Inheritance of Loss”, p.42, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
“We can look, but we'd better not touch.”
“The general ideas which are expressed in sketches, correspond very well to the art often used in poetry... every reader making out the detail according to his own particular imagination... but a painter, when he represents Eve on canvas, is obliged to give a determined form, and his own idea of beauty distinctly expressed.”
“Blue color is everlastingly appointed by the deity to be a source of delight.”
“We are about to part," said Neville. "Here are the boxes; here are the cabs. There is Percival in his billycock hat. He will forget me. He will leave my letters lying about among guns and dogs unaswered. I shall send him poems and he will perhaps reply with a picture post card. But it is for that that I love him. I shall propose a meeting - under a clock, by some Cross; and shall wait and he will not come. It is for that that I love him.”
“Women like to watch women fight because it makes them feel sort of empowered physically and mentally. They feel kind of jazzed and excited by it.”
“Mainly because as women's education increases all around the planet, we find that family size tends to drop.”
“Because prison sentences in America tend to be long, de-incarceration lags falling crime rates by a fair amount, but eventually it does catch up.”

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