"My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres."

-- Max Miller

#Daughter Quotes #Father Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I think I was driven to paint portraits to commit images of friends and family to memory. I have face blindness, and once a face is flattened out, I can remember it better.”
“If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so.”
“One cannot see any world leader who has got a grip on the financial markets these days. They're too big, too fast. I think that's quite scary.”
“Acting is a sort of pressure cooker that allows the fizz to come out the top. God knows what I'd be like if I didn't have that.”
“There's always tomorrow and it always gets better.”
“Every reader has found charms by which to secure possession of a page that, by magic, becomes as if never read before, fresh and immaculate.”
“I am really excited about Battle of the Stars, the line-up looks fantastic. I've no doubt that despite their fame my hand holding will still be in high demand as they take on the judges often harsh words. Lets just hope I'm not having to mop up too many tears!”
“I couldn't do anything without faith. I couldn't open up my eyes, I couldn't walk, I couldn't speak, I couldn't sing.”

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