Kenneth Williams famous quotes

05-22-2025

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Feel Better #Makeup #Hair
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Funny Inspirational #Giving #Nodding
All problems have to be solved eventually by ONESELF, and that's where all your lovely John Donne stuff turns out to be a load of crap because, in the last analysis, A MAN IS AN ISLAND
-- Kenneth Williams

#Men #Islands #Lovely
I didn't like the King's Cross world: it was grimy and dirty. I always envisioned myself in much more romantic and grand surroundings. I never really thought that I belonged to the working-class area at all.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Kings #Dirty #Class
You can make one (self-contained self-rescuer) that would last all day, but you'd have to carry it behind in a wagon.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Self #Lasts #Wagons
I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Mosquitoes #Target #Roving
It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Writing #Hypnosis #Coward
It's anticipated that Hurricane Rita will still be a Category 3 storm when it hits Port Arthur.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Storm #Hurricanes #Arthur
The program is already funded. Everything is in place.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Program
And I take full responsibility for my actions and whatever consequences my peers see fit.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Responsibility #Peers #Action
Fundamentally, diaries are about loneliness.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Loneliness #Diaries #Journal
I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Troops #Looks #Host
Love is when you would go to the very end of the world with her, and in case she feels weary and tired in between the journey, you would carry her till the end.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Love #Tired #Journey
A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.
-- Kenneth Williams

#People #Way #Groups
They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Thinking #People #Needs
I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?
-- Kenneth Williams

#Diaries #Lasts #Emptiness
I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.
-- Kenneth Williams

#Scripts #Whip It #Innuendo

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