Wallace Shawn famous quotes

For me, a play is a form of writing which isn't complete until it is interpreted by actors. But it's still a form of writing. And so most of my time is spent thinking about how to write a sentence.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Thinking #Play

It's obviously a characteristic of human beings that we like to feel superior to others, but our problem is we are not superior
-- Wallace Shawn

#Problem #Characteristics #Feels

Who says one instance of writing has anything in common with another instance?
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Common #Instance

We are not what we seem. We are more than what we seem. The actor knows that. And because the actor knows that hidden inside himself there's a wizard and a king, he also knows that when he's playing himself in his daily life, he's playing a part, he's performing, just as he's performing when he plays a part on stage.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Kings #Play #Actors

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Wife #Soup #My Wife

Acting is trying to be absolutely truthful; to get audiences to believe that you are a dean, when, actually, not only are you not the dean, but if you walked into the building they'd probably throw you out. That's very hard.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Believe #Trying #Acting

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.
-- Wallace Shawn

#People #Would Be #Reason

I wrote my first play at the age of 10, 55 years ago, and I've always found it a fantastic relief to imagine I know what things would be like from the point of view of other individuals and to send out signals from where I actually am not. Playwrights never need to write from the place where they are.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Views #Years

I never planned to be an actor. It turned out I could make a living doing it.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Actors

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Princess #Thinking #Done

In real life, every person is the leading man or woman. We don't think of ourselves as supporting or character actors.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Real #Character #Men

I'm not proud to be me, I'm not excited to be me, but I find that I am me, and like most other individuals, I send out little signals; I tell everyone else how everything looks from where I am.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Proud #Littles #Looks

Interestingly, the actress who, in her own persona, may be gentle, shy, and socially awkward, someone whose hand trembles when pouring a cup of tea for a visiting friend, can convincingly portray an elegant, cruel aristocrat tossing off malicious epigrams in an eighteenth-century chocolate house.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Hands #House #Awkward

My father was a jazz listener, and I think, at least before I was 5, I was not so into that. Although there were records that emphasized percussion that I liked, like Baby Dodds.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Baby #Father #Thinking

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine!
-- Wallace Shawn

#Sleep #Insomnia #Poor

Escape before it’s too late.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Too Late

Children, I always think, are just putting on a performance of being naive and not understanding anything. I have worked with children in films, and they're treated as adults and they just drop the pretense of being children.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Children #Thinking #Understanding

When I was a child, I did always feel that people were hiding things, and that they weren't expressing their true feelings. When adults are too complicated, and cover their emotions with layers of well-intentioned subterfuge, the child isn't seeing reality clearly enough and gets upset.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Children #Reality #People

The life of an actor can be very enviable.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Actors

In my early 20s, I studied history and politics, and I really thought that perhaps I would devote my life to that.
-- Wallace Shawn

I'm a very lucky man. It's a beautiful thing for a writer, to see people allowing your words to enter their own unconscious and their souls.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Beautiful #Men #People

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Thinking #Buying #Laundry

Acting is an escape from the boring person that I am in real life.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Real #Acting #Boring

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Character #Sense Of Humor

I have been vain since birth.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Birth #Vain

I probably have a higher opinion of my writing than the average person, at least when I'm in a good mood, but I don't really think of my plays as only being relevant to a particular month or year.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Thinking #Average

And my singing, I don't think I could sing Wagner or opera, but I could probably carry a tune. I was in a musical once, but it was never performed.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Thinking #Musical #Singing

As writers, we can't predict who might come along who might find our offerings valuable.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Offering #Might #Valuable

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Laughing #People #Jokes

I don't have a television, and I'm just not too up on television.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Television

I don't see that many plays, and for me, musicals are rarely pleasing.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Play

I have an enormous appetite to see life as I know it presented in front of my eyes.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Eye #Appetite #Enormous

I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Years #Vanity #People

I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Talking #Sometimes

I know that I am one and I've made a living as an actor and I enjoy being an actor, but when I'm not actually doing it, I forget that I do it.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Actors #Forget #Made

I never grew up thinking, 'One day I will play so and so' because I wasn't expecting to be an actor at all.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Thinking #Play #One Day

I see myself as a citizen of the planet. Even as a child, I always found it mindless to root for your own team. I was puzzled by the fact that people said their own team was better than other teams simply because it was theirs.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Children #Team #Roots

The actor's role in the community is quite unlike anyone else's. Businessmen, for example, don't take their clothes off or cry in front of strangers in the course of their work. Actors do.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Clothes #Community #Actors

After being in one movie, it didn't seem like that would be my life. I had done several jobs, briefly. I'd been a shipping clerk, I worked in a copy shop, I didn't think the acting was going to go on and on.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Jobs #Thinking #Clerks

You know, I haven't written as much as most other writers. Certainly maybe those who keep a more regular schedule accomplish more.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Schedules #Accomplish

The Fever is a one-person play. I decided I would perform it myself, and I decided I would not perform it in theaters, because the character in the play says certain things that I meant.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Character #Play #Fever

I started writing plays in around 1967, and at a certain point, I thought, 'I'm writing plays, I should learn about acting and what it is.' So I went to the HB Studio in New York, and I was there for about nine months.
-- Wallace Shawn

#New York #Writing #Play

I grew up. I began to think the United States had some problems that really required the help of artistic people to solve. And I gave myself permission to be a writer instead of a civil servant.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Thinking #People #United States

My personal life is lived as 'me,' but my professional life is lived as other people. In other words, when I go to the office, I lie down, dream, and become 'someone else.' That's my job.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Dream #Jobs #Lying

When I was first exposed to the films of Ingmar Bergman, I found them frank and disturbing portraits of the world we live in, but that was not something that displeased me. They were beautiful. I thought people would respond to my plays the way I responded to Bergman's films.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Beautiful #Play #People

There's nothing regular about my life at all, really. I don't keep a regular schedule and every day is different. It's all rather chaotic.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Different #Schedules #Chaotic

If I had even the tiniest scrap of advice to give to a young actor who was figuring out how to audition, I would say don't memorize the script The reality about auditions is that 98 percent of the results has to do with what you are, not with what you did in the audition.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Reality #Giving #Advice

When I was first starting to write plays, I quite literally had never heard of the idea of studying playwriting. I wouldn't have studied it even if I had heard of it.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Play #Ideas

Patriotism is considered to be an emotion a person ought to feel. But why? Why is it nobler to love your own country than to love someone else's?
-- Wallace Shawn

#Country #Love You #Emotion

My plays have been strange from the beginning, and they never got unstrange.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Play #Strange

In terms of number of movies, I've been in an extraordinary amount. If you count only the minutes I'm onscreen, it's not so long.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Numbers #Long #Minutes

I don't see that many plays, and for me, musicals are rarely pleasing. I feel the actors are being put through a kind of nightmarish labor. They're like animals being forced to pull heavy carts of vegetables at incredible speeds.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Animal #Vegetables #Play

We're in an emergency situation. The United States has become an absolutely terrifying country, and I would hope that I could participate in some way in stopping the horror and the brutality.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Country #Scary #Stopping

I sincerely believe that if Bush and Cheney recognized the full humanity of other people's mothers around the world, they wouldn't commit the crimes they commit.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Mother #Believe #People

If my relation to each and every peasant in Cambodia is indeed exactly what the principles of morality would demand it to be, it's a miraculous coincidence, because it takes a lot of effort to behave correctly in regard to my friends, and from one end of the year to another I never give those peasants a single thought.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Years #Giving #Effort

I think the whole system of education would change if I were in charge and had the ability to make changes. I don't think I would keep Princeton exactly being Princeton.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Thinking #Making Changes #Princeton

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Mirrors #Way #Looks

I don't have an idea for a play until after I've finished writing it. I write first, and come up with what it's about later. My technique could be compared to having a large canvas and coming in every day and putting a dot on it somewhere, and after several years - literally - I begin to say, That reminds me of an elephant, so I think I'll make it one.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Writing #Thinking #Years

My style as a human being is to indulge people who need to escape, yet I insist on confronting them as a playwright. It's quite embarrassing, it's quite unpleasant, it's quite awkward.
-- Wallace Shawn

#People #Awkward #Style

It is hard enough to make a plan for how you are going to spend an evening with somebody else. So to make a plan for how you are going to behave in 25 years seems based on a view of life that is incomprehensible to me.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Years #Views #Evening

In an amusement park, you can go on a roller coaster that carries you up and down, or you can go on another kind of ride that whirls you around in a circle. Similarly, there are different sorts of entertaining experiences in the theater.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Circles #Different #Goes On

I choose parts because I don't want to be embarrassed when the movie comes out. What if my friends were to see the movie? What if my niece or nephew wandered into the theater and saw the movie? I don't want to be too ashamed of it.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Niece #Nephew #What If

I am recognized a lot for Clueless, but I am recognized a great deal for The Princess Bride. I dont know... maybe everybody who has seen that movie just goes out on the street.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Princess #Clueless #Brides

From being a writer of plays, it was not that surprising that somebody thought of giving me a job as an actor. After I played one part, others came along.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Jobs #Play #Giving

I'm being mocked because I don't live up to a socially determined view of what other people think a person should look like.
-- Wallace Shawn

#Thinking #Views #People

A play presents a self-enclosed little world for the audience to examine. It's an opportunity to look objectively at a group of people, to assess them, to react to them, and to measure oneself against them, to ask 'Am I like that?'
-- Wallace Shawn

#Opportunity #Self #Play